Life is 
sexually transmitted

Never take life 
seriously. Nobody 
gets out alive anyways.

If Elvis were alive 
right now, he'd be 
scratching at the 
inside of his coffin.


An unbreakable toy 
is useful for 
breaking other toys.


Falling in love 
is awfully simple. 
Falling out of love 
is simply awful.


You can only be 
young once, 
but you can be immature 
FOREVER... 
(Right Gavin??? :P)   

It takes a big man to cry, 
but it takes a bigger man 
to laugh at that man. 
--Jack Handey


The face of a child 
can say it all, 
especially the 
mouth part of the face. 
--Jack Handey


I'd rather be rich 
than stupid. 
--Jack Handey


Maybe in order to understand 
mankind, we have to look at 
the word itself: "Mankind"
Basically, it's made up of 
two separate words - 
"mank" and "ind". 
What do these words mean? 
It's a mystery, 
and that's why 
so is mankind.
--Jack Handey


To me, boxing is like 
a ballet...
except there's no music, 
no choreography, and... 
the dancers hit each other. 
--Jack Handey

 
You know what would 
make a good story? 
Something about a clown 
who makes people happy, 
but inside he's real sad. 
Also... 
he has severe diarrhea. 
--Jack Handey


If you're a young 
Mafia gangster 
out on your first date, 
I bet it's real embarrassing 
if someone tries to kill you.
--Jack Handey


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I hope you like the 
background image, it's of 
the Twin Bluewater Bridges
and a bit of the surrounding
summer landscape of 
where I live In Sarnia.

Yep I did the graphic myself...
Bet your less than impressed
now aren't you... *grin*

Cheers all
Kimberley :)

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